Wizards of White coat
Elixirs and Potions and Magical worlds
Distributing Comfort from behind closed doors
Stick out your tongue now, Come on and say Ahh
Now give me your wallet, your kids and your car
Write me a check now Ill grant you life for the day
Now take all these pills, and do what the good Dr says
Were the wizards of Whitecoat, Trained in Deception
We might have a potion for that nasty infection
Just put al your faith in them degrees on our walls
Now hold real still, while we cut off your balls
Hypocratic Oath, It’s a cute little poem
But it disrupts the payments on our 10 story home
Now making appointments is our little joke
Well keep your ass waiting while your family goes broke
Got no coverage, well its just not your day
Wed really love to help, But we gotsta get paid
Chorus
Well try to diagnose, but were really not sure
Well run some more tests, while we cook up a cure
Im gonna refer you to my buddy Dr Way
He just bought a boat and a modeling babe